A man died. He had lived a bad life, so he went to Hell. Upon arrival, he went through orientation with a minion. At the end of orientation, the minion explained that there were three doors, and that the man could choose which fate would be his for all eternity.
Door number one was opened, and the man saw people in agony, being boiled in oil. "No thanks," he said.
Door number two was opened, and he saw people having their skin peeled from their bodies. "Ouch! No thanks," he said.